I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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