btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Sober January is a disaster.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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