At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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