sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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