there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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