his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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