Me too!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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