I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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