college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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