Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
her vagine was all disorganized.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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