i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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