it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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