In the future we'll all be gay
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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