No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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