I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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