suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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