some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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