What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Randomize