But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
What drink are we having for lunch?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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