I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Randomize