Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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