we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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