hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Actions speak louder than pants.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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