my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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