Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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