okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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