he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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