maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Farmville is her only friend.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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