Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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