I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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