And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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