Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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