Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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