I'm drive I can fine osifer
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
