I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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