gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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