So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
