why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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