I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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