oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Randomize
