I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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