you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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