I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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