What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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