Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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