i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
