I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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