wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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