therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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