So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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