I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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