singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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